Michael Lohan Not Keen on Lindsay Porn Star Role

Michael Lohan Not Keen on Lindsay Porn Star Role

Michael Lohan is a tool.
Seriously. He may very well want his daughter Lindsay to get help. His intentions there may be genuine. But he remains a Grade A fame-obsessed loser.
When he's not emailing THG, he can't refrain from trashing Lindsay Lohan to any media outlet that will listen, regarding any topic that comes to mind.
After hearing that Lindsay's new acting role - as Deep Throat star Linda Lovelace in an upcoming biopic of the porn star - Mike couldn't hide his disgust.
"Oh, I don't even want to go there!" he said Friday - but then he went there.
"Come on! Seriously - why? She did Parent Trap, Confessions [of a Teenage Drama Queen], Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, Just My Luck and Herbie. And you know what? Georgia Rule was a fantastic movie. People don't give her credit for it."
1. No it wasn't, and 2. Thanks for reading her IMDB page, Mike.

You know these two pictures are really old because 1. Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan are both in them, together, and 2. She looks really happy and alert!
"Now this? Why? Who makes these decisions? If I was there, it would never happen, believe me. There's no way to resurrect your career after that."
"So many people have come to me with offers for Lindsay for great family-style films, general audience kind of releases, but you know ... whatever."
Earth to Mike: The career has already bottomed out. Girl might as well get paid, and have you ever heard of typecasting? Lindsay Lohan. Linda Lovelace.
They've got more in common than alliterative names, let's just say that.
Still, Michael remains hopeful that better days lie ahead.
"Don't give up hope. I am telling you now, if she gets the help that she needs, she is going to be right back on top, just like Robert Downey, Jr."
On top of Samantha Ronson, maybe. That's about it.

He's Baaaaaaaack! Michael Lohan Returning to L.A.; Will Seek Conservatorship For Lindsay Lohan

He's Baaaaaaaack! Michael Lohan Returning to L.A.; Will Seek Conservatorship For Lindsay Lohan: "
So much for that pledge to shut up mercifully until May 13. Michael Lohan will be back in L.A. Monday ... and he's already telling people that he's going to start the legal ball rolling to create a conservatorship for Lindsay Lohan.
That would leave him, or a court-appointed third party, in charge of the actress' finances, career, medical decisions and pretty much her whole life.
Hey, it worked for Britney Spears.
No word if he would actually be granted such a role, but Mike says he'd gladly serve as conservator but is open to someone else in the role as well.
Lindsay is in New York City right now but refuses to see her father, who has been angling to meet with her for weeks. Michael says it's now time.

This photo of Michael Lohan has absolutely nothing to do with this article or his turbulent relationship with Lindsay Lohan. Though in a way it explains so much.

Michael Lohan also says he does not want his daughter to go to jail, and fears that she will die, as do many people close to her and on our staff.
In the immediate future, however, jail is the more imminent threat.
Lindsay Lohan is likely to be jailed because she has squarely violated the terms of her probation in her DUI case and a big court day of May 20 looms.
Michael wants Lindsay in rehab but not a traditional, group facility. He wants to go the Brooke Mueller route - a private home with lots of doctors.
What Michael isn't factoring in, of course, is how that type of rehab is real expensive and Lindsay has no job and is saddled with credit card debt.
It's the thought that counts, though.
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